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How Canada came to be, in pretty time-lapse map format

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Date a girl who is an outlier. Date a girl who lives in a cave and eats more spiders than any human being has any business eating. Who gets found by statisticians who don’t understand their field or methodology that well. Date a girl who skews the statistical data so badly that the entire United States gains a fear of eating spiders in its sleep. Date Spiders Georg

this has got to stop

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This is just to say


I have eaten

the spiders
that were in
my cave

and which
you were probably
for statistical purposes

Forgive me
I am an outlier
should not have been counted

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"capitalism works" factoid actualy just statistical error. capitalism works 0 times per year. Bourgeoisie Georg, who lives in mansion & makes over $10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

this is funny because it’s actually true 

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Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

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On the one hand I’d love to see an Ontario election debate in French, but on the other hand it would be such a linguistic travesty as to be an international embarrassment.

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Yes, mom, please take me talking about my curriculum project (looking at limitations in the Native Languages program) as an excuse to go off about “snowmobiles and boozing around”- like really? I wonder how this whole institutional racism thing is still a thing with open-minded people like you clogging up the country.